雞同鴨講

以下為小肉包和爸爸媽媽的英文對話.

第一則 -

Hasan: What are you doing, mommy?
Mommy: Feeding Kareem.
Hasan: Ok.....why?
Mommy: Because.....Kareem is hungry.
Hasan: Ok.....why?
Mommy: Because.....it's dinner time.
Hasan: Ok.....why?
Mommy: Because.....the sun is going down.
Hasan: Ok.....why?
Mommy: Because.....the sun needs to sleep.
Hasan: Ok.....why?
Mommy: Because.....the sun is tired.
Hasan: Ok.....why?
Mommy: .......(because mommy is tired!!)

第二則 -

Hasan was looking at mommy and daddy's wedding pictures.

Hasan: I love mommy and daddy!
Daddy: Why?
Hasan: Because I love to eat meat and vegetable!
Daddy: ???? You love mommy and daddy because you love to eat meat and vegetable?
Hasan: Yeah!
Daddy: Ok.....so who is meat and who is vegetable?
Hasan (pointing at the picture): Daddy is meat and mommy is vegetable!
Mommy: (Duh....isn't that obvious?)